July 19, 1997

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BredNotBorn.

The Class of '97

So Who Am I?

• little daniel jones -- That's me.
  • My Friends!
  • The Big Cat Page.
  • The Kitten Page.
  • Pinky's page and Find The Beagles!

• My Projects...
  • The Baha'i Page, The Hippie Page and Please Adjust Your Set.
  • Get Hit By A Car, and the Nonexistent link.
  • The Jihad to Destroy Barney the Dinosaur and The Church of St. Dino the Avenger
  • The Comments Page.

local weather phorekasst

Well, it's June! What do you think? Snow?

Favourite Newsfroups

• alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die -- The search for palatable children's programming.
• alt.cuddle -- Warm! Fuzzy! GROUP HUG!!!!!
• alt.folklore.urban -- Worried about the EVIL DEATH VIRUS? Fret no more.
• soc.religion.bahai -- Good Karma!
• rec.arts.puzzles -- Brain teasers, mostly mathematical.
• rec.arts.poems -- The answer in the wind, something something Jenny Lind
  This time period's Featured Newsfroup

• alt.fran.courtney-love -- Fran's endless search for Courtney Love.

  If for any reason your provider does not house one of these nf's, *please* bug the heck out of them.

Complainy waffling

"o/~ this is the dawning of the Age of Oblivious o/~"
-- ~Dmitri~

Was a farmer had a dog and Boutros was his name-o. Hi there. Welcome to my Home-page, and I hope you enjoy your visit here. Really. If I was right next to you I'd give you a big hug just for visiting my homepage, just to make it more pleasant for you. Or, if you're not into that stuff, I could always give you a stiff punch in the jaw, just to make it more pleasant for you. Amazing what those java applets can do, isn't it?

Well anyway, if you've gotten this far, I assume you know what to do without me having to tell you. Click on any which one of those links to explore a different side of my world, prod a particular part of my psyche. I haven't updated the page very frequently, and I'm thinking of getting somebody else to host the Ottawa Concert Listings soon. If you're interested or know somebody who is, drop me a line.

Anyhow, I could say more here but I'm not in the mood for writing right now. :)

Most Insincerely and with Great Malice,

(or:)

Dan, Esq.

Mandatory B.S.

This page is enhanced for Netscape 2.0 or whatever version it is now, so if you don't have it then you can't take advantage of the neat effects such as backfrounds and tables and javascript and imagemaps and stuff like that. You might not be able to understand this page, or like it, if your browser isn't Netscape. And if you're using a text-only browser, AUGH! PITCH IT NOW AND GET A REAL BROWSER!!! The background is viewed best if you set your monitor to "Thousands" of colors or better. The opinions expressed on this set of web pages that are mine (and that I own, and what it is too...) are mine, and they aren't necessarily those of the people who are giving me the free space. It would be cool if they were, though. A whole army of me (c/o Björk) invading the earth. The opinions on this set of web pages that are not mine, or only sorta mine, are marked with a free-speech icon. As for when you want to return to this, the top page, you may push the thingy below that says "Doberman Pizza". But not now. Fnord. Send money. Hail the Unholy Cult of Batman. Note: to get the most out of Microsoft Internet Explorer when viewing this page, remove MIE from system and burn all copies of it in a large bonfire.

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